Produced and directed by Peter Foott, this 2016 Irish comedy is based on a true story of two teenage boys who go off in search of a capsized boat containing 61 bales of cocaine. Each bale is worth seven million euros.  Best friends Jock and Conor are two inner city teenagers, both products of single-parent family homes in Cork. They both think they are mature individuals despite the fact that they have the same haircuts, they dress the same and act the same.  Their dissimilarities are their own set of problems, an abusive alcoholic father is raising Jock and a hard working single mom is raising Conor.  Jock is the troublemaker, stealing bikes and provoking the local policeman, Sargent Healy.

Upon hearing the news of missing bales of cocaine, Jock and Conor steal bikes and head off to the west of Ireland to search the coastline for missing bales.  For two inner city boys, finding a bale worth 7 million euros will change their lives.  Unfortunately one of the bikes they steal has a GPS tracker and Sargent Healy is in hot pursuit of the two boys. 

When they reach the coast, the boys realize that quite a few people have also combed the beaches looking for cocaine bales.  Fortunately for them they stumble upon a disabled drug dealer and manage to steal his bale of cocaine, but unfortunately the cocaine is lost.  The dealer tracks them down, Sargent Healy gets involved and the boys come clean to Conor’s mum as they are all being held hostage at nail-gun point. 

The title of the film suggests that if the boys are caught in possession of a cocaine bale, they can’t do jail time due to the fact that they are young offenders.  Best line in the movie, "for some reason they thought our brains weren't developed enough for us to know what we were doing or something, stupid eh?"  This law also spurs Jock on to stealing bikes, as he knows he won’t go to jail if caught.   This film won Best Irish Feature Film at the Galway Film Fleadh in 2016.   A great film, a great laugh.  My favourite part is when Jock and Conor plan to jump a wharf into the sea and the chicken scene.  Enjoy this film!

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Trailer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpCuiCTpLnc